Positioning Rules
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Static:
Figuratively, I'm a square.
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Relative:
The space where I would have been is still there, but I'm offset over here, instead.
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Absolute:
My coordinates are based on the viewport, unless you change the position setting on one of my parents.
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Fixed:
Forget everything, I'm going here.
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Sticky:
I look normal at first, then BOOM! Sticky!
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